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Nonchalant wild card. They/Them

mortalityplays:

not caring if people think you’re stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we’re all kind of stupid. it’s fine.

(via mica5fowl)

angelprotocol:

angelprotocol:

honestly the human brain is so small that you *will* forget how much beauty there is out there to experience unless you leave your house every three days. ik its fucked up but i promise its true

my brain, trying to deceive me: there’s literally nothing outside!!!!! it’s the same neighborhood it’s always been !!!!!

me, tying my shoes: shut up shut up!!!! by god we’re gonna try to find magic in mundane today !!!!

(via fuckitfireeverything)

lemonemenom:

lemonemenom:

lemonemenom:

I’m starting to get smile lines.

How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face

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How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you

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How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face

(via mica5fowl)

caffeinated-gh0st:

boggblog:

sleepy-bebby:

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Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

(via gay-apocalypse)

gooseberry–fool:

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

(via fuckitfireeverything)

duckdotcom:

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

(via literalgerm)

pendulum-north:

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

(via frumpkino)

froody:

froody:

“unions drowned out the voice of the individual 🥺” I can promise you employers were not listening to the voice of the individual to begin with

individualist ideals are a plague, in direct opposition to the labor movement. you are stronger together than apart. hate to tell you this but your coworkers are humans as well. organize

(via fuckitfireeverything)

tunisian:

i will try to make this life as beautiful as i can no matter what happens

buddwyer:

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papayajuan2019:

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me

yuujies:

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only yesterday » 1991

gidianthe:

“she killed innocent people” ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

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